A desperate search is taking place in Marin as rapidly approaching pride events force the liberal county to actually produce some non-homogenous residents. “Admittedly, the numbers don’t look great,” said one organizer, referencing the paltry cadre of LGBTQ individuals the region has managed to locate thus far. “At this point, we’re asking anyone above a zero on the Kinsey scale to step forward immediately.”
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