Titillating reports that there might be a solid new dining option in Marin County – described as having an interesting menu, a "vibey" space and even a cute crowd – quickly fell apart under questioning.
"Wait – wouldn't we have heard about this months ago?"
"You're saying this eatery is not counter-service only?"
"The 'cute' individuals you saw – were they in fact actual children?"
This morning, the source of the account was forced to issue a correction. “An earlier version of this story contained erroneous enthusiasm about a new eatery in the area. The restaurant in question is in fact a cynical fast-casual concept.”
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