Ill-Informed Woman Excited to Dive Into City’s Dating Scene

Having just moved to San Francisco, Tina Gherson, 28, says there’s no reason not to expect a wide selection of humble yet attractive men. "It’s nice to know that I won’t have to pick from a paltry lineup of darty-eyed blowhards," said Gherson, who’s confident that she’ll meet a gallant and sensual man-of-the-world almost immediately. "It’s not like the guys in this city are differently-abled from a social perspective, while harboring a master-of-the-universe complex derived from accomplishments that took place in an entirely virtual context," she added. "Right?"